I Have Irrational Arachnophobia
The Halloween season is the worst part of the year.
6 min readOct 28, 2021
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I use baby shampoo because I never close my eyes in the shower. I am terrified of a spider falling on me or crawling out of the drain.
I approach bananas in the grocery store with anxiety and trepidation, because one time I read a story about arachnids in banana crates.